Yesterday before my gf left, she said "I love you so much.” I replied..... “Yeah, I also love myself so much.”

She called me an egotist and refused to stop when I tried to stop her from walking away. Either she was upset or she's going to be late for work.

Good, my gf has finally realized the truth. I wonder why it took her so long to understand that I love myself. Chances are, she did not notice all those love bites on my mirror image.

I don’t want to be bragging here, but I think if only I were a little more modest… I would be the perfect human being that ever walked this Earth. I just need to be a little more modest… that is all.

I found out that I was perfect the day I played Tony "The Engineer" in a school play...uhm "New Yorker In Tondo"...that's the play. After I got off the stage, the audience went loud, crazy and unruly. I had to get back on the stage and request them to be calm. At this juncture, one of my classmates walked up to me and said: “You were amazing. I don’t have words to describe you.”

I said: “Try harder.”

He didn’t yield to my prompt and we spent the next ten minutes discussing the last few days of my schooling and what my future plans were. When I got bored I told him: “Enough of me….let us now talk about you.”

I could see he was happy. “What do YOU think of me?” I asked him…but he stared right through me and went on his way. If you don’t love yourself… I pity you. I wonder if you will ever be able to love anybody from the bottom of your heart.

A friend of mine has fallen in love with himself and is looking forward to a life-long romance. As if that was not enough, another friend wants to die in his own arms.

Now, what do you call that?

This rules me out of the race for "D' Man of the Year". Pacquiao wins, hands down. How could somebody with no tastes, opinions and stands in life ever become popular?

I have no favorite food…though when I was a kid I used to like dunking my hot pandesal on a hot Carabao's milk. I have no favorite cars, and that’s why I have never bought one till now. I have no favorite foreign country and that is why I never been out of the Philippines. I don’t have a favorite place to stop and smoke, thus end up smoking at all places.

As for opinions, I don’t care who rules the world. I think it is Dick Cheney now. Or is he dead?!

When Bush and Kerry were running from pillar to post trying to seduce people, I never got seduced. I stood still…for I did not care who the President of US was.

Everybody has an opinion on everybody…but somehow I don’t. Perhaps, that is why I don’t like you.

And as for my stands…I have none. Even removed the one on my mountain bike back in highschool, and have to lean it against a wall or a tree.

“Would you want to come for a drink tonight...?” A normal man’s response would be ...where, when, how... but for me it is a simple: “Yeah sure.”

When Super EX-GF asks me to empty the dustbin, I have no stand... I just go and empty it.

But the thing is I am happy. Except for the fact that I need some money, and need a vacation, need some friends, need some good colleagues and need some good food. Otherwise, I am happy.

Does the fact that, I have no tastes, opinions or stands make me a robot? I guess, I should not be writing all this here ...coz if people from Microsoft, Redmond notice this, they might buy me off from SYKES for research on Artificial Intelligence. Pity, they would be disappointed at not finding intelligence.

But after reading this far…do you think Microsoft officials would be disappointed at not finding intelligence? I don’t think so.

 Last Saturday at the Forum (1, 2 and 3) Sykes held its 2005 Xmas Party and damn wasn't it the Biggest Party I've attended in my life. 7,000 Sykers... a couple of hundreds short to Rio De Janeiro beach party LOLz. I still remember my 1st Xmas Party here in Sykes...was held in T.G.I.F....Yes in Fridays and that time, there's plenty of room for more.

I am not a superman, but a RAIN MAN. In short, I just confessed that I love the rainy days. Don’t know if it has to do with Robin Padilla and Regine Velasquez, who formed a marked impression on me when they walked under the rain to the tune of "Tuwing Umuulan..at Kapiling Ka".

I love it when it rain...the cold wind....I know what the evil mind of yours is thinking. But to cut the long story short…I love rain. You are probably saying, finally there is something that this psycho loves beside himself.

My love for rain has nothing to do with all that cafe mocha that is created on a Batasan road after the rain. OK…if you are not as imaginative…you probably never realized it. Next time you see all that brown muddy water on the road…imagine it to be cafe mocha. After a car or a van passes by, for sometime the muddy water will resemble a chocolate milk-shake.

Over the years, my affinity towards rain has been motivated - for different reasons. When I was in 3rd Grade in SABBES…the school would submerge (not fully but at least a foot deep) after an hour rain. This meant no class for two days….now don’t blame me for loving rain.

As I grew my reasons changed. When I'm in Hi-School, I loved going to school on rainy days….because half the class wouldn’t have turned up and the teachers dare not teach. Some of the teachers would be absent. I still remember a sleeping teacher sitting in front even as we spent the 45 minute periods talking our way to glory.

When in college, it provided us with an excellent excuse to come late or bunk classes. In Espana, traffic depends on seasons. There are two seasons - the seasons to DRIVE (Summer) and the season to DIVE (Rainy). 

When it rained we would all go to the nearby waiting shed and stand gaping at the girls from the nearby FEU, CEU and Baste.

Girls, trying to avoid the muddy and greasy waters on the road are a pretty site. They are poetry. Reams and reams can be written on the expression one can see on their faces. Next time it rains, go to a muddy, water-logged road. Look out for a 16-22 year old girl walk through/around the water (remember, age is important here. )…you will know what I mean.

NOW...I juz love rain for the fringe benefits. It's nice to stay at home, watch TV at MAGYOSI...tnx to the RAIN.

Everyday...I'm answering e-mail, making reports etc etc...and I realized how shortkeys really helped me on doin all these tasks. Naisip ko...if only we could use shortkeys in real life...it'll be a lot of fun davahhh :)

For example, kearlier before going to work, I couldn't find my ID. If our lives were only influenced by shortkeys…I should be capable of pressing Control+F and find my ID!

Umpteen times we would do or say something to our supervisors or manager and immediately realize that in life there is no going back. That is to say, there is no Control+Z.

How much I wish there were a Control+Z  in real life. Wala sana tayong mga memos....Hindi sana ako madalas inaaway ng girlfriend ko hehehehehe.

Imagine you're all alone smoking in the smoking area with one of the MEAN GURLZ, you can just do a Control+C and then a Control+V  to all your pick-up lines and see if this pretty girl falls for the lines that your girlfriend fell for. It would save you from using the same lines again and again…especially since you would have been using it since your late teens. A little like your teachers in highschool using the same old notebook to teach since 1967.

If only our real lives were really influenced by shortkeys, we could just pressed F5 and refreshed ourselves in the evenings and rushed to parties. And when it was time for office, leave the club….press F5, refresh yourself and be in office.

But alas, that is not to be. And we are forced to make choices. Club? Or Office? If only a Control+A worked here! BTW, Control+A selects all.

You are probably wondering why you're reading this crappy Blog. Kung nagsisisi kana....easy…just press Alt+F4.

It’s been quiet around here, despite an intention to make a more regular presence. Oh well—I blame it on a few things which have added up to a mostly busy week or so. Hell, it's my OFF yesterday and I have no internet connection on my new apartment.

Let’s see, how about a few quick brain burps?

• Yesterday, I called and talked with the present chapter Emperor (President) of my beloved fraternity, "SIGMA PHI" in WESLEYAN U. (Delta of PI Chapter). I feel sorry that I was not able to attend our anniversary celebration...tho I feel good bout some promising news that he relayed to me. SIGMAPHIAN ROX!
•  Lately, I've been thoroughly enjoying this Pinoy Big Brother thingy on TV. Alongside all the old shows and series that they've re-run.....I'm a Seinfeld GEEK.
•  Last Tuesday morning before I went home, I dropped by OSMA to pick up some things I left on my locker. Then nagyosi with some peeps from People.Net. They asked me..."Damen, pano mo nakilala mga Mean Gurlz?!" I told then that..."I saw them on the beach...dancing...tapos naghulog ako ng Ginebra San Miguel...ung Bilog!"

Anyway… that’s the end of my sandwich, and so I’ll wrap this short post up. Hopefully I’ll be back soon.